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🍁No Apology Necessary🍁 Tote

Description: we know.. glad you said it tho.

Tags: 51st state, apology, asshole, canada, canada flag
Orange Julius Magical Hotdog Tote

Description: it's weird right that this was an actual ad.

Tags: 50s, 60s, demon, devil, devil dogs
SAY THEIR NAMES Tote

Description: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women are instances of violence against Indigenous women in Canada and the United States, notably those in the First Nations in Canada and Native American communities

Tags: canada, canadian, highway, indian, indigenous
🐇 KILLER BUNNY 🐇 Tote

Description: Death Awaits You All, With Nasty Big Pointy Teeth!

Tags: bunny, camelot, comedy, holy grail, king arthur
🐱‍💻 GONE PHISHING 🐱‍💻 Tote

Description: Phishing is a form of social engineering and a scam where attackers deceive people into revealing sensitive information or installing malware such as viruses, worms, adware, or ransomware.

Tags: binary, computer, email, gone fishing, gone phishing
Sorry, The Owners say NO! Tote
Tags: 51st state, canada, canada is not for sale, canadian, canadian patriot
VANCOUVER VIXEN HOCKEY TEAM Tote

Description: My suggestion for Vancouvers upcoming PWHL team

Tags: british columbia, canada, hockey, hockey league, ice hockey
Baguette ABOUT IT!! Tote

Description: 6 CUPS OF FLOUR... etc.

Tags: baguettes, bakery, bread, forget about it, french
🍄Feel Her Love - Seraphites 🍄 Tote

Description: The Seraphites, colloquially called Scars, are a primitivist cult and antagonistic faction in The Last of Us Part II.

Tags: cult, religious cult, scars, seattle, seraphites
Ramen Noodle Cat Tote

Description: He's so hungry - meow.

Tags: anime, cat, cats, japan, japanese
⚡ JOLT COLA ⚡ Tote

Description: ALL THE SUGAR AND TWICE THE CAFFEINE

Tags: all the sugar, buzzed, caffeine, caffeine addict, coke
*The Group* Annual Camping Trip Tote

Description: *for my friends

Tags: annual, british columbia, camping, canada, hope
We Don't Talk About TERABITHIA Tote

Description: IYKYK. dammit.

Tags: book, bridge to terabithia, childhood, childhood trauma, childrens book
⬇️ DROP THE BASS ⬇️ Tote

Description: On my way..

Tags: bass drop, bass guitar, bass player, cool, deejay
Expo 86 Vancouver B.C. Canada Tote

Description: 1986 - it was awesome.

Tags: 1986, 86, aesthetic, british columbia, canada
🐰 HARE TODAY - GONE TOMORROW 🐰 Tote

Description: “My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.” ― Richard Adams, Watership Down

Tags: bunny, dead, death, easter, easter bunny
Emo Wendy Tote

Description: like, order.. whatever.

Tags: burger, cheeseburger, emo, emo wendy, emo wendys
Two Wolves? Tote

Description: - Nope. Gerbil in a wheelchair.

Tags: awareness, dark humor, dark humour, disability, disabled
⚖️ LIBRA ⚖️ Just say both. Tote

Description: Why They're Indecisive: Libras live for balance, but this can turn into an endless internal debate. They fear upsetting the equilibrium, which means they'll waffle endlessly between choices. Trying to get them to pick something can be like watching someone weigh the pros and cons of breathing.

Tags: astrology, astrology signs, constellation, hesitation, horoscope
🐇 THE WARREN PUBLIC HOUSE 🐇 Tote

Description: Watership Down published 1972

Tags: ale, beer, bunnies, bunny, easter
The Vulgar Unicorn Inn Tote

Description: From the Novel Sanctuary

Tags: coat of arms, crest, dnd, fantasy, heraldry
HOPE B.C. Tote

Description: My town :D

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, cascade mountains, first blood
Isn't it past your Jailtime? Tote

Description: Kimmel 5, 10-24

Tags: democrat, donald trump, funny, isnt it past your jail time, jailtime
Tales From The Darkside - retro distressed Tote

Description: Tales from the Darkside is an American anthology horror television series created by George A. Romero

Tags: 1970s, 1980s, 70s, anthology, darkside
Time Eats All His Children In The End Tote

Description: Jane Doe - Ride The Cyclone

Tags: broadway, chronos, chronus, jane, khronos
Trade Wars? We prefer Hockey Fights Tote

Description: Droppin' the gloves

Tags: canada, canadian, hockey, hockey fight, mexico
Constable Tim Horton says: Buy Canadian Tote

Description: fuck your 25%

Tags: buy, canada, canada vs usa, coffee, politics
Cats Against Trump Tote

Description: and Taylor Swift as well

Tags: anti trump, cat, cats, cats against trump, democrat
Royal Canadian Mounted Cobra Chickens Tote

Description: We’re Canadian—polite, but not pushovers. No tariff, no tantrum, and no Trumped-up trade war is going to make us the 51st state. We’ve survived ice storms, floods, forest fires, and decades of the Canucks testing our patience—so trust us, we can handle a little economic bullying. We don’t back down, we don’t sell out, and we sure as hell don’t take orders from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer. Sorry, but the true north stays strong and free. Plus we have Cobra Chickens!!

Tags: 51st, canada, canadian, chicken, cobra
People pleasing is over - it is time for evil deeds Tote

Description: Inspired by a meme and the medieval illumination art in old manuscripts or weapon wielding rabbits

Tags: dark humor, dark humour, enough is enough, evil deeds, illumination
Sorry, not Sorry. Tote

Description: Remember 1812? Don't make us it again..

Tags: 1812, annex, canada, canadian, election
🍁 Body Checking Annexation - Since 1867 🍁 Tote

Description: In 1867, the British North America Act united the British colonies of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and the United Province of Canada into the Dominion of Canada. This event marked the beginning of Canada as a nation.

Tags: 51st state, canada, canadian, canadian patriot, canadian pride
🍁 INDEPENDANT & UNAPOLOGETIC 🍁 Tote

Description: Except when we say sorry.

Tags: 51 state, 51st state, canada, canadian, canadian patriot
HOPELESS 4WHEELERS Tote

Description: FOR A CLIENT

Tags: 4wheelers, four, four wheelers, hope bc, wheelers
🍌 Cannabananalism 🍌 Tote

Description: Hanibananabal Lector

Tags: banana cartoon, bananas, cannabananalism, cannibal, cannibalism
Fallout - Okey Dokey Tote

Description: says Lucy

Tags: cola, gamer, gaming, nuka, nuka cola

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