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Timmy's Last Christmas Tote

Description: Oh, Timmy. If you would have just stayed in your room.

Tags: claus, dark humor, funny, killer, last christmas
KRAMPUS - WOODCUT Tote

Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts — Krampus handles the “Nope, you absolutely were NOT good this year” situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of “I will drag you into the woods, Timothy.” It’s basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.

Tags: christmas, creepy, horror, krampusnacht, occult
Heart of a Child Tote

Description: I also have other body parts.

Tags: child, children, halloween, heart, heart of a child
Elmer the Safety Elephant - retro distressed Tote

Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.

Tags: animal, canada, canadian, child safety, elephant
🔪 Mommy's little helper 🔪 Tote

Description: Killin' it at camp this year :D

Tags: camp crystal lake, creepy cute, crystal lake, friday 13th, halloween
Blue Balls Tote

Description: gives you cramps

Tags: balls, blue, drink, energy, gives
🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Tote

Description: You Shall Not Pass!!!

Tags: balrog, busters, ghost, marshmallow, marshmallow man
👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Tote

Description: National Institute of Compassion & Empathy

Tags: abolish ice, agent, anti fascism, anti trump, chinga la migra
🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Tote

Description: 🍁 Take Off, Eh! Ya Hoser! 🍁

Tags: bud, canada, canadian humor, eh, funny canada
🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Tote

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog
🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Tote

Description: Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, frog
💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Tote

Description: Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress

Tags: clown, clowns, halloween, horror, horror movie
🔔 THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. . . SCHOOL, OF ENGLISH. 🔔 Tote

Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.

Tags: bell, cadence, chris, christopher, college
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Tote

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep
🤡 THE TERRIFIER 🤡 1975 Tote

Description: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this street, in this house... and a man has been sent for as a last resort. This man is The Terrifier" and "Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.

Tags: clown, clowns, demon, devil, exorcist
💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Tote

Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.

Tags: all hallows eve, carpe diem, gothic, halloween, heavy metal
🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Tote

Description: I Love Halloween

Tags: bat, bat lover, cute bat, freaking, frickin bats
True North Brigade - Canadian Citizen Army - Urban Camo Tote

Description: A suggestion for the name and insignia of our soon to be formed Volunteer Canadian Citizens Army

Tags: canada, canadian, canadian military, canadian pride, citizen
THE CAT CAME BACK Tote

Description: Sometimes, dead is better.

Tags: bangor, came back, church, dead is better, horror
Got Deer? Bow Hunter Tote

Description: Got some? Get some!

Tags: archer, archery, arrow, bow and arrow, deer hunting
Things I like Pie Chart Tote

Description: blackstreet in the hizzy.

Tags: blackstreet, chart, graph, hip hop, hiphop
⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Tote

Description: You Just Did. Again.

Tags: doctor who, dr who, groundhog day, sci fi, tardis
🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Tote

Description: Carol has discovered that the milk is a LIE!

Tags: aperture, carol, hivemind, milk, plur1bus
🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Tote

Description: PWHL - Vancouvers Newest Team

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, hockey, hockey player
✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Tote

Description: RAGE: Issue #1

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, fuck off, go fuck yourself
🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Tote

Description: Mmmmmm meat.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, carnivore, chops, cooking
I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Tote

Description: #freedomofspeech

Tags: 1st amendment, constitution, first amendment, free speech, freedom
Scratch n Sniff Tote

Description: I can smell these even though they're not real

Tags: 1980s, collecting, collector, elementary, retro
🥒 Welcome To Derry 🥒 Siegels Pickles Tote

Description: Best Pickles around - Hands down!!

Tags: castlerock, clown, derry, derry maine, horror
🗲 THE WARNING 🗲 - Hazbin Style Tote
Tags: ale, alejandra, army, band, daniella
🐚 FIBONACCI - as easy as 1 1 2 3 Tote

Description: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 . . .

Tags: abstract, easy, easy as 123, fibonacci spiral, golden ratio
☑️ AOC for PRESIDENT 2028 ☑️ Tote

Description: America's Only Choice

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, alexandria ocasio cortez, cortes, cortez
👾HYPER FIZZ - ALIEN EARTH - DISTRESSED 👾 Tote

Description: HyperFizz was a canned beverage manufactured by the Prodigy Corporation and available on Earth as of 2120. Flavors included Orange Nova.

Tags: aliens, corp, corporation, drink, earth
SIT UBU SIT 🐶 GOOD DOG Tote

Description: Anyone who watched shows such as Family Ties back in the 80s all the way to the end of the credits was treated with a photo of a black Labrador retriever holding a Frisbee in its mouth. A man would then say, “Sit Ubu Sit" followed by "good dog" and a bark. :D

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, 80s tv, dog
👑 NO KING AT ANY TIME 👑 Tote

Description: NO KINGS IN AMERICA

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, no kings day
Goats Butter Tote

Description: Who you Gonna call?

Tags: busters, butter, dairy, ghost, goat

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