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Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts — Krampus handles the “Nope, you absolutely were NOT good this year” situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of “I will drag you into the woods, Timothy.” It’s basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.
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Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.
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Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.
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Description: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this street, in this house... and a man has been sent for as a last resort. This man is The Terrifier" and "Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.
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Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.
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Description: Anyone who watched shows such as Family Ties back in the 80s all the way to the end of the credits was treated with a photo of a black Labrador retriever holding a Frisbee in its mouth. A man would then say, “Sit Ubu Sit" followed by "good dog" and a bark. :D
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