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Heart of a Child Hat

Description: I also have other body parts.

Tags: child, children, halloween, heart, heart of a child
Elmer the Safety Elephant - retro distressed Hat

Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.

Tags: animal, canada, canadian, child safety, elephant
🔪 Mommy's little helper 🔪 Hat

Description: Killin' it at camp this year :D

Tags: camp crystal lake, creepy cute, crystal lake, friday 13th, halloween
Blue Balls Hat

Description: gives you cramps

Tags: balls, blue, drink, energy, gives
🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Hat

Description: You Shall Not Pass!!!

Tags: balrog, busters, ghost, marshmallow, marshmallow man
👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Hat

Description: National Institute of Compassion & Empathy

Tags: abolish ice, agent, anti fascism, anti trump, chinga la migra
🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Hat

Description: 🍁 Take Off, Eh! Ya Hoser! 🍁

Tags: bud, canada, canadian humor, eh, funny canada
🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Hat

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog
🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Hat

Description: Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, frog
💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Hat

Description: Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress

Tags: clown, clowns, halloween, horror, horror movie
🔔 THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. . . SCHOOL, OF ENGLISH. 🔔 Hat

Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.

Tags: bell, cadence, chris, christopher, college
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Hat

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep
🤡 THE TERRIFIER 🤡 1975 Hat

Description: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this street, in this house... and a man has been sent for as a last resort. This man is The Terrifier" and "Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.

Tags: clown, clowns, demon, devil, exorcist
💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Hat

Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.

Tags: all hallows eve, carpe diem, gothic, halloween, heavy metal
🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Hat

Description: I Love Halloween

Tags: bat, bat lover, cute bat, freaking, frickin bats
True North Brigade - Canadian Citizen Army - Urban Camo Hat

Description: A suggestion for the name and insignia of our soon to be formed Volunteer Canadian Citizens Army

Tags: canada, canadian, canadian military, canadian pride, citizen
THE CAT CAME BACK Hat

Description: Sometimes, dead is better.

Tags: bangor, came back, church, dead is better, horror
Got Deer? Bow Hunter Hat

Description: Got some? Get some!

Tags: archer, archery, arrow, bow and arrow, deer hunting
Things I like Pie Chart Hat

Description: blackstreet in the hizzy.

Tags: blackstreet, chart, graph, hip hop, hiphop
⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Hat

Description: You Just Did. Again.

Tags: doctor who, dr who, groundhog day, sci fi, tardis
🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Hat

Description: Carol has discovered that the milk is a LIE!

Tags: aperture, carol, hivemind, milk, plur1bus
🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Hat

Description: PWHL - Vancouvers Newest Team

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, hockey, hockey player
✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Hat

Description: RAGE: Issue #1

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, fuck off, go fuck yourself
🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Hat

Description: Mmmmmm meat.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, carnivore, chops, cooking
I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Hat

Description: #freedomofspeech

Tags: 1st amendment, constitution, first amendment, free speech, freedom
Scratch n Sniff Hat

Description: I can smell these even though they're not real

Tags: 1980s, collecting, collector, elementary, retro
🥒 Welcome To Derry 🥒 Siegels Pickles Hat

Description: Best Pickles around - Hands down!!

Tags: castlerock, clown, derry, derry maine, horror
🗲 THE WARNING 🗲 - Hazbin Style Hat
Tags: ale, alejandra, army, band, daniella
🐚 FIBONACCI - as easy as 1 1 2 3 Hat

Description: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 . . .

Tags: abstract, easy, easy as 123, fibonacci spiral, golden ratio
☑️ AOC for PRESIDENT 2028 ☑️ Hat

Description: America's Only Choice

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, alexandria ocasio cortez, cortes, cortez
👾HYPER FIZZ - ALIEN EARTH - DISTRESSED 👾 Hat

Description: HyperFizz was a canned beverage manufactured by the Prodigy Corporation and available on Earth as of 2120. Flavors included Orange Nova.

Tags: aliens, corp, corporation, drink, earth
SIT UBU SIT 🐶 GOOD DOG Hat

Description: Anyone who watched shows such as Family Ties back in the 80s all the way to the end of the credits was treated with a photo of a black Labrador retriever holding a Frisbee in its mouth. A man would then say, “Sit Ubu Sit" followed by "good dog" and a bark. :D

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, 80s tv, dog
👑 NO KING AT ANY TIME 👑 Hat

Description: NO KINGS IN AMERICA

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, no kings day
Goats Butter Hat

Description: Who you Gonna call?

Tags: busters, butter, dairy, ghost, goat
🔥 FUCK MARRY KILL 🔥 Hat

Description: Don't think about tomorrow, live in the now, do something uncomfortable.

Tags: aware, bed wed behead, comfort, fuck, future
⚡ The Warning - Animosity ⚡ Hat

Description: It's killing me again I replay it in my head when I'm alone I hope that you're alone now It's not me, it's you The one who never got a clue Drown in your guilt If karma doesn't hit you, then I will

Tags: animosity, band, karma is a bitch, lightning bolt, rock and roll

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