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🎈 JUNIPER HILL ASYLUM 🎈 - Welcome to Derry Hat

Description: Located in Augusta, Maine - just steps from Derry.

Tags: asylum, clown, derry maine, hill, horror
✨ One Existential Crisis Later ... ✨ Hat
Tags: anxiety, anxious, bikini bottom, crisis, depression
👁️ SPECIES 64 - Trypanohyncha Ocellus 👁️ Hat

Description: Trypanohyncha Ocellus consisted of a smooth rounded body that featured a number of ocular irises attached to a system of tentacles that the creature can extend or retract. The tentacles were extremely strong, and served to climb into the ocular cavity of another living organism and dislodge the eyes. After Trypanohyncha Ocellus settled into the socket and replaced the eye, the creature took over the ocular pathways to the organism's brain. This overrode host body's neurotransmissions to the rest of its body. Once in the eye socket, the many body of the creature could change and resemble the eye of the host creature. The multiple irises appeared to combine to create a single iris.

Tags: alien, earth, eye, eye midge, eyeball
🕷️ ITZY BITZY SPIDER 🕷️ Hat

Description: went up the water spout

Tags: bitzy, crayon, creepy, drawing, evil
The Warning - Matching Tattoos Hat

Description: In the Kerosene video Dany is seen getting matching tattoos with Pau and Ale

Tags: ale, dany, kerosene, mexican, music video
Caveat Rabbit Hat

Description: The Caveat Bunny is decidedly creepy as fuck

Tags: bunny, creepy, demon, drummer, evil
SILFLAY HRAKA! Hat

Description: In Lapine it translates to EAT SHIT!

Tags: bigwig, bunny, hazel, hraka, lapine
Silflay All Day Hat

Description: In rabbit speak, known as lapine, Silflay means eat or feed.

Tags: all day, bunny, eat all day, hazel, lapine
🥀 Teen Romance 🥀 Hat

Description: "Teen Romance" I met her by chance I said, "I really like your pants" I know you got a man Give me your hand (fuck it) Teen romance Give me this dance Yeah, I took a Xan (yeah) I hope you understand (She don't) Let me guide you to a place where No one hurts you, you are safe here with me (With me, with me)

Tags: gothboiclique, hip hop, hiphop, i really like your pants, lederrick
You May Ask Yourself - How Did I Get Here? Same as it ever was. Hat
Tags: david byrne, expressionism, how did i get here, new wave, once in a lifetime
Robert Johnson - King of the Delta Blues Hat

Description: Robert Leroy Johnson was an American blues musician and songwriter. His singing, guitar playing and songwriting on his landmark 1936 and 1937 recordings have influenced later generations of musicians. Said to have made a deal with the devil at the crossroads.

Tags: blue, blues, blues music, blues musician, bluesman
The Little Boy Who Cried Hat

Description: "FUCK YOU EVERYBODY" then kicked the wolf Thank you for the inspiration Stephen Colbert

Tags: everybody, fuck off, fuck you, kicked the wolf, little boy
DANGER: WATCH FOR FALLING RAMBOS Hat

Description: Inspired by Goats On Roof - Here is Hope B.C. s Danger Sign. Get it on a shirt or sticker :D

Tags: bc, british columbia, canada, cliff, danger
🍀 If I Shenan Once... 🍀 Hat

Description: I will Shenanigan!!

Tags: ireland, irish, irish shamrock, leprechaun, lucky
Attempted Murder - Revised Hat

Description: it only takes two

Tags: animal, bird, birds, crime, crow
Na Na Na Hey Jude Hat

Description: Written in Kanji, Hiragana and Katakana - the 3 writing styles of Japan

Tags: character, hiragana, japan, japanese, japanese art style
Okay Punch Kid Hat

Description: I'm going to punch you

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, antifascist
😼 Lucifur is a dick 😼 Hat

Description: The Best Cat Video EVAR!!!

Tags: 2 cats, cat, cat videos, claws, cupboard
🎈 IT - Patrick Hockstetter Tee 🎈 Hat

Description: Patrick Hockstetter is a supporting antagonist of the Stephen King multiverse. Serving as a minor antagonist of the novel IT, and its 2017 film adaptation of the same name, and a posthumous antagonist of it's sequel IT: Chapter Two. He is also a mentioned antagonist in 11/22/63

Tags: 2017 movie, cat, derry, henry bower, it chapter 2
🗲 PAU - THE WARNING - DISCIPLE - DISTRESSED 🗲 Hat

Description: The Warning is a Mexican rock band from Monterrey, formed in 2013 by the Villarreal Vélez sisters: Daniela, Paulina, and Alejandra.

Tags: ale, alejandra, concert, daniela, dany
👽 ALIEN EARTH - PRODIGY CORP 👽 Hat

Description: The Prodigy Corporation, otherwise dubbed Prodigy Corp, was an Earth–based corporation headed by CEO Boy Kavalier and active in the early 22nd century, by which point it was one of five companies that effectively governed the planet.

Tags: aliens, boy kavalier, corp, corporation, earth
First Blood - 1982 Hat

Description: Vietnam veteran and drifter John J. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) wanders into a small Washington town in search of an old friend, but is met with intolerance and brutality by the local sheriff, Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy). Filmed in Hope B.C. Canada 1982

Tags: 1982, action, british columbia, canada, hope
🌰 Squirrels Just Wanna Have Guns 🌰 Hat

Description: Beware the squirrels!! They are Organizing!!

Tags: girls, girls just wanna have fun, gun, guns, military
🐇 BIGWIG 🐇 Hat

Description: Bigwig (named Thlayli in Lapine) is a central character in Richard Adams' novel Watership Down. He is a large, brave, and strong rabbit, formerly a member of the Sandleford Owsla (military elite).

Tags: big wig, bigwig, bunny, down, el ahrairah
Atheist Hat

Description: "If there were no God, there would be no Atheists." — Unknown

Tags: agnostic, atheism, free thinker, humanism, humanity
☕ Coffee Time ☕ Hat

Description: Always time for coffee

Tags: beans, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks
🐰 El-ahrairah - cheeky & cute 🐰 Hat

Description: El-ahrairah is the legendary trickster hero and folk deity of rabbits in Richard Adams' novel Watership Down, known as the "Prince with a Thousand Enemies" (El-ahrairah in Lapine). He embodies rabbit cunning, bravery, and resilience, constantly outsmarting predators like the Black Rabbit of Inlé and rulers like the Owsla, serving as a symbol of hope and inspiration for the main characters as they face their own struggles.

Tags: black rabbit, bunny, down, el ahrairah, fiver
CHILL since '72 Hat

Description: It's all good.

Tags: 1972, 72, chill out, chillax, distressed
📺 Retro BCTV logo 📺 Hat

Description: The original BCTV logo, used from 1973 to 1994, featured the Pacific dogwood flower, the provincial flower of British Columbia

Tags: bc, bctv, british columbia, canada, canadian
🖋️ EDGAR ALLEN POE 🖋️ Believe Nothing You Hear Hat

Description: Edgar Allan Poe wrote "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see" in his 1845 short story, "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether". While often attributed to others, this phrase is a well-known, direct quotation from his work, reflecting themes of illusion and skepticism.

Tags: atheism, believe, believe nothing you hear, illusion, liars
FUCK ICE Hat

Description: This shirt doesn’t whisper. It calls out power. Featuring a flaming, melting ice cube stamped with “Fuck ICE,” this design turns a cold, unaccountable institution into something cracking under pressure. Fire represents public rage. The melting ice symbolizes a system many believe deserves to be dismantled. Built for those who stand against ICE, deportations, detention abuses, and state violence, this shirt speaks to anger over unjustified and unlawful killings of civilians, systemic cruelty, and the demand for real accountability. It’s not subtle. It’s not neutral. It’s a wearable protest. Printed on soft, high-quality fabric with a durable, bold graphic, this tee is made for rallies Loud. Defiant. Uapologetic.

Tags: american, anarchy, anti trump, general strike, ice
Minnetoba Hat

Description: Still Waters, Solid Ground - Canada's newest Province

Tags: 11th province, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, canada
JÓLAKÖTTURINN - The Yule Cat Hat

Description: For the uninitiated (and the poorly dressed): Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, is an Icelandic Christmas monster who prowls the winter night sniffing out anyone who didn’t receive new clothes for Christmas. If your wardrobe update is lacking? He eats you. Not “symbolically.” Not “metaphorically.” He just… eats you. It’s basically the world’s oldest “wear something nice or else” policy. Fashion by fear.

Tags: christmas, christmas cat, creepy christmas, folklore, iceland
Merry Christmas Kids! Hat

Description: The Deadlights are now Christmas Lights - How Joyous!!

Tags: christmas, creepy christmas, horror, it, merry christmas
Timmy's Last Christmas Hat

Description: Oh, Timmy. If you would have just stayed in your room.

Tags: claus, dark humor, funny, killer, last christmas
KRAMPUS - WOODCUT Hat

Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts — Krampus handles the “Nope, you absolutely were NOT good this year” situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of “I will drag you into the woods, Timothy.” It’s basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.

Tags: christmas, creepy, horror, krampusnacht, occult

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