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🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Tapestry

Description: You Shall Not Pass!!!

Tags: balrog, busters, ghost, marshmallow, marshmallow man
👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Tapestry

Description: National Institute of Compassion & Empathy

Tags: abolish ice, agent, anti fascism, anti trump, chinga la migra
🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Tapestry

Description: 🍁 Take Off, Eh! Ya Hoser! 🍁

Tags: bud, canada, canadian humor, eh, funny canada
🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Tapestry

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog
🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Tapestry

Description: Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, frog
💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Tapestry

Description: Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress

Tags: clown, clowns, halloween, horror, horror movie
🔔 THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. . . SCHOOL, OF ENGLISH. 🔔 Tapestry

Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.

Tags: bell, cadence, chris, christopher, college
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Tapestry

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep
💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Tapestry

Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.

Tags: all hallows eve, carpe diem, gothic, halloween, heavy metal
🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Tapestry

Description: I Love Halloween

Tags: bat, bat lover, cute bat, freaking, frickin bats
THE CAT CAME BACK Tapestry

Description: Sometimes, dead is better.

Tags: bangor, came back, church, dead is better, horror
Got Deer? Bow Hunter Tapestry

Description: Got some? Get some!

Tags: archer, archery, arrow, bow and arrow, deer hunting
Things I like Pie Chart Tapestry

Description: blackstreet in the hizzy.

Tags: blackstreet, chart, graph, hip hop, hiphop
⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Tapestry

Description: You Just Did. Again.

Tags: doctor who, dr who, groundhog day, sci fi, tardis
🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Tapestry

Description: Carol has discovered that the milk is a LIE!

Tags: aperture, carol, hivemind, milk, plur1bus
🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Tapestry

Description: PWHL - Vancouvers Newest Team

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, hockey, hockey player
✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Tapestry

Description: RAGE: Issue #1

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, fuck off, go fuck yourself
🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Tapestry

Description: Mmmmmm meat.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, carnivore, chops, cooking
I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Tapestry

Description: #freedomofspeech

Tags: 1st amendment, constitution, first amendment, free speech, freedom
Scratch n Sniff Tapestry

Description: I can smell these even though they're not real

Tags: 1980s, collecting, collector, elementary, retro
🗲 THE WARNING 🗲 - Hazbin Style Tapestry
Tags: ale, alejandra, army, band, daniella
🐚 FIBONACCI - as easy as 1 1 2 3 Tapestry

Description: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 . . .

Tags: abstract, easy, easy as 123, fibonacci spiral, golden ratio
👾HYPER FIZZ - ALIEN EARTH - DISTRESSED 👾 Tapestry

Description: HyperFizz was a canned beverage manufactured by the Prodigy Corporation and available on Earth as of 2120. Flavors included Orange Nova.

Tags: aliens, corp, corporation, drink, earth
SIT UBU SIT 🐶 GOOD DOG Tapestry

Description: Anyone who watched shows such as Family Ties back in the 80s all the way to the end of the credits was treated with a photo of a black Labrador retriever holding a Frisbee in its mouth. A man would then say, “Sit Ubu Sit" followed by "good dog" and a bark. :D

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, 80s tv, dog
👑 NO KING AT ANY TIME 👑 Tapestry

Description: NO KINGS IN AMERICA

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, no kings day
Goats Butter Tapestry

Description: Who you Gonna call?

Tags: busters, butter, dairy, ghost, goat
🔥 FUCK MARRY KILL 🔥 Tapestry

Description: Don't think about tomorrow, live in the now, do something uncomfortable.

Tags: aware, bed wed behead, comfort, fuck, future
⚡ The Warning - Animosity ⚡ Tapestry

Description: It's killing me again I replay it in my head when I'm alone I hope that you're alone now It's not me, it's you The one who never got a clue Drown in your guilt If karma doesn't hit you, then I will

Tags: animosity, band, karma is a bitch, lightning bolt, rock and roll
Out of Spell Slots - Need a Long Rest Tapestry

Description: CFS DnD IYKYK

Tags: adhd, autoimmune, chronic illness, d20, dungeons and dragons
🍺 Cerveza Cristal 🍺 Tapestry

Description: May the force be with you...

Tags: advertisement, beer, cervesa, cerveza cristal, cerveza crystal
🍺 Vintage Labatt's 50 Ale 🍺 Tapestry

Description: The first light-tasting ale introduced in Canada, Labatt 50 was Canada's best-selling beer until 1979 when, with the increasing popularity of lagers, it was surpassed by Labatt Blue. Labatt 50 is fermented using a special ale yeast, in use at Labatt since 1933. Specially-selected North American hops and a good balance of dryness, complemented by a fruity taste, provide Labatt 50 with all the distinguishing features of a true ale.

Tags: 50, alcohol, ale, beer, brewery
🌠 DARK HELMET - I AM YOUR FATHER 's Brothers' Nephews' Cousins' ..... 🌠 Tapestry

Description: ;) May the Schwartz be with you

Tags: barf, dark helmet, darth vader, i am your father, lonestar
I ❤️ Butt Drugs Tapestry

Description: Butt Drugs, your local Corydon Indiana hometown pharmacy since 1952 - Closed 2023

Tags: apothecary, butt, closed, corydon, drug store
🌽 Corn hub - City of Chilliwack B.C. 🌽 Tapestry

Description: Chilliwack farmers were some of the first to grow large quantities of corn and sell directly to the public, a tradition carried on by some local farm families. Therefore: a Corn Hub

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, chilliwack british columbia, corn
💀 Jane O Lantern - Spicy Pumpkin 💀 Tapestry

Description: Sugar and Pumpkin Spice and Everything Not Nice.

Tags: halloween, horror, jane, pin up, pinup girl
😼 SPAY OR NEUTER 😼 Tapestry

Description: KEEP PETS OFF THE STREET

Tags: cat, furries, furry, furry fandom, hooker

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