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Atheist Socks

Description: "If there were no God, there would be no Atheists." — Unknown

Tags: agnostic, atheism, free thinker, humanism, humanity

Atheist Socks

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☕ Coffee Time ☕ Socks

Description: Always time for coffee

Tags: beans, caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks

☕ Coffee Time ☕ Socks

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🐰 El-ahrairah - cheeky & cute 🐰 Socks

Description: El-ahrairah is the legendary trickster hero and folk deity of rabbits in Richard Adams' novel Watership Down, known as the "Prince with a Thousand Enemies" (El-ahrairah in Lapine). He embodies rabbit cunning, bravery, and resilience, constantly outsmarting predators like the Black Rabbit of Inlé and rulers like the Owsla, serving as a symbol of hope and inspiration for the main characters as they face their own struggles.

Tags: black rabbit, bunny, down, el ahrairah, fiver

🐰 El-ahrairah - cheeky & cute 🐰 Socks

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📺 Retro BCTV logo 📺 Socks

Description: The original BCTV logo, used from 1973 to 1994, featured the Pacific dogwood flower, the provincial flower of British Columbia

Tags: bc, bctv, british columbia, canada, canadian

📺 Retro BCTV logo 📺 Socks

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🖋️ EDGAR ALLEN POE 🖋️ Believe Nothing You Hear Socks

Description: Edgar Allan Poe wrote "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see" in his 1845 short story, "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether". While often attributed to others, this phrase is a well-known, direct quotation from his work, reflecting themes of illusion and skepticism.

Tags: atheism, believe, believe nothing you hear, illusion, liars
FUCK ICE Socks

Description: This shirt doesn’t whisper. It calls out power. Featuring a flaming, melting ice cube stamped with “Fuck ICE,” this design turns a cold, unaccountable institution into something cracking under pressure. Fire represents public rage. The melting ice symbolizes a system many believe deserves to be dismantled. Built for those who stand against ICE, deportations, detention abuses, and state violence, this shirt speaks to anger over unjustified and unlawful killings of civilians, systemic cruelty, and the demand for real accountability. It’s not subtle. It’s not neutral. It’s a wearable protest. Printed on soft, high-quality fabric with a durable, bold graphic, this tee is made for rallies Loud. Defiant. Uapologetic.

Tags: american, anarchy, anti trump, general strike, ice

FUCK ICE Socks

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Minnetoba Socks

Description: Still Waters, Solid Ground - Canada's newest Province

Tags: 11th province, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump, canada

Minnetoba Socks

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JÓLAKÖTTURINN - The Yule Cat Socks

Description: For the uninitiated (and the poorly dressed): Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, is an Icelandic Christmas monster who prowls the winter night sniffing out anyone who didn’t receive new clothes for Christmas. If your wardrobe update is lacking? He eats you. Not “symbolically.” Not “metaphorically.” He just… eats you. It’s basically the world’s oldest “wear something nice or else” policy. Fashion by fear.

Tags: christmas, christmas cat, creepy christmas, folklore, iceland

JÓLAKÖTTURINN - The Yule Cat Socks

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Merry Christmas Kids! Socks

Description: The Deadlights are now Christmas Lights - How Joyous!!

Tags: christmas, creepy christmas, horror, it, merry christmas

Merry Christmas Kids! Socks

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Timmy's Last Christmas Socks

Description: Oh, Timmy. If you would have just stayed in your room.

Tags: claus, dark humor, funny, killer, last christmas

Timmy's Last Christmas Socks

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KRAMPUS - WOODCUT Socks

Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts — Krampus handles the “Nope, you absolutely were NOT good this year” situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of “I will drag you into the woods, Timothy.” It’s basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.

Tags: christmas, creepy, horror, krampusnacht, occult

KRAMPUS - WOODCUT Socks

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Heart of a Child Socks

Description: I also have other body parts.

Tags: child, children, halloween, heart, heart of a child

Heart of a Child Socks

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Elmer the Safety Elephant - retro distressed Socks

Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.

Tags: animal, canada, canadian, child safety, elephant

Elmer the Safety Elephant - retro distressed Socks

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🔪 Mommy's little helper 🔪 Socks

Description: Killin' it at camp this year :D

Tags: camp crystal lake, creepy cute, crystal lake, friday 13th, halloween

🔪 Mommy's little helper 🔪 Socks

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Blue Balls Socks

Description: gives you cramps

Tags: balls, blue, drink, energy, gives

Blue Balls Socks

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🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Socks

Description: You Shall Not Pass!!!

Tags: balrog, busters, ghost, marshmallow, marshmallow man

🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Socks

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👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Socks

Description: National Institute of Compassion & Empathy

Tags: abolish ice, agent, anti fascism, anti trump, chinga la migra

👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Socks

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🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Socks

Description: 🍁 Take Off, Eh! Ya Hoser! 🍁

Tags: bud, canada, canadian humor, eh, funny canada

🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Socks

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🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Socks

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog

🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Socks

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🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Socks

Description: Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, frog

🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Socks

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💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Socks

Description: Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress

Tags: clown, clowns, halloween, horror, horror movie

💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Socks

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🔔 THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. . . SCHOOL, OF ENGLISH. 🔔 Socks

Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.

Tags: bell, cadence, chris, christopher, college
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Socks

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep

You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Socks

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🤡 THE TERRIFIER 🤡 1975 Socks

Description: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this street, in this house... and a man has been sent for as a last resort. This man is The Terrifier" and "Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.

Tags: clown, clowns, demon, devil, exorcist

🤡 THE TERRIFIER 🤡 1975 Socks

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💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Socks

Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.

Tags: all hallows eve, carpe diem, gothic, halloween, heavy metal

💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Socks

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🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Socks

Description: I Love Halloween

Tags: bat, bat lover, cute bat, freaking, frickin bats

🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Socks

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True North Brigade - Canadian Citizen Army - Urban Camo Socks

Description: A suggestion for the name and insignia of our soon to be formed Volunteer Canadian Citizens Army

Tags: canada, canadian, canadian military, canadian pride, citizen
THE CAT CAME BACK Socks

Description: Sometimes, dead is better.

Tags: bangor, came back, church, dead is better, horror

THE CAT CAME BACK Socks

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Got Deer? Bow Hunter Socks

Description: Got some? Get some!

Tags: archer, archery, arrow, bow and arrow, deer hunting

Got Deer? Bow Hunter Socks

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Things I like Pie Chart Socks

Description: blackstreet in the hizzy.

Tags: blackstreet, chart, graph, hip hop, hiphop

Things I like Pie Chart Socks

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⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Socks

Description: You Just Did. Again.

Tags: doctor who, dr who, groundhog day, sci fi, tardis

⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Socks

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🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Socks

Description: Carol has discovered that the milk is a LIE!

Tags: aperture, carol, hivemind, milk, plur1bus

🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Socks

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🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Socks

Description: PWHL - Vancouvers Newest Team

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, hockey, hockey player

🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Socks

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✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Socks

Description: RAGE: Issue #1

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, fuck off, go fuck yourself

✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Socks

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🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Socks

Description: Mmmmmm meat.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, carnivore, chops, cooking

🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Socks

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I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Socks

Description: #freedomofspeech

Tags: 1st amendment, constitution, first amendment, free speech, freedom

I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Socks

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