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Satisfied Whale Shorts

Description: aww, yeah... he's happy.

Tags: adorable, animal, aww, beach, cute
Try That In A Small Town Shorts

Description: Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town

Tags: america, country, crow, historic, home
GAME OVER DEPRESSION!! Shorts

Description: Pacman: eating blues since the 80s

Tags: antidepressant, anxiety, anxious, awareness, doctor
When Life Gives You Demons . . . Shorts

Description: Make Demonade :D

Tags: demon, demonade, demonic, demons, devil
WWJD - What would Julia Childs do? Shorts

Description: She'd frenchify that sh*t

Tags: apron, chef, chefs, childs, cook
Jenny's Number 867-5309 Shorts

Description: Hey Jenny Jenny who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold on to I know you'll think I'm like the others before Who saw your name and number on the wall Jenny I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny don't change your number Eight six seven five three oh nine

Tags: 80s, graffiti, jenny, old phone, retro
dead inside Shorts

Description: aren't we all, really?

Tags: bubblegum, cute girl, death, depressed, depression
Suspicious Black Cat Shorts

Description: There's something up with this kitty...

Tags: animal, cat, cats, cute, funny
Gord Downie Memorial Flag Shorts

Description: Gordon Edgar Downie CM was a Canadian rock singer-songwriter, musician, writer and activist. He was the singer and lyricist for the Canadian rock band The Tragically Hip, which he fronted from its formation in 1984 until his death in 2017.

Tags: canada, canadian, classic, courage, downie
Route 69 dudes Shorts

Description: just three routes over from 66

Tags: 69, 69 years old, 69ine, adult, dinner for 2
Bad Wolf Corporation Shorts

Description: I create myself

Tags: bad, corporation, doctor who, dr who, five
Cat FIGHT !!! Shorts

Description: ?Who's gonna win? Ol' Green eyed Tom or Yellow eyed Jerry?

Tags: animal, animals, cat, cats, fight
BEER Makes me Horny Shorts

Description: It just does.. what can I tell ya...

Tags: adult, alcohol, drink, drinking, drunk
Get Pricked Shorts

Description: Prick!! ouch.

Tags: adventure, cacti, cactus art, camping, desert
LUCKY YOU Shorts

Description: This edgy and witty design showcases a smiling four-leaf clover, symbolizing good fortune. Express your unique style with this eye-catching t-shirt that blends attitude and luck seamlessly. Perfect for those who love to make a statement and bring a touch of humor to their wardrobe. Embrace your lucky side and spread some positive vibes with this must-have t-shirt. Get yours today and stand out from the crowd!

Tags: 4 leaf clover, fuck off, funny, go fuck yourself, ireland
Department of Rocket Surgery Shorts

Description: yep.

Tags: astronaut, brain, brain surgery, doctor, galaxy
Canada - Fuck Aboot & Find Oot Shorts

Description: Even though I'm west coast and never say "Aboot" or "oot" it's still very funny and very Canadian :D

Tags: angry beavers, beaver, beaver lover, canada day, canada flag
I voted, then I showered Shorts

Description: It's your patriotic duty :D

Tags: bath, canada, canadian, election, exhausted
Emotional Slot Machine Shorts

Description: Take the biggest gamble of all!!! Pull my Arm :D

Tags: bipolar, casino, crazy, emoji, emoticon
America Fuck Yeah Shorts

Description: C'mon Patriots - Let's Fuckin' Gooooooo!!!!!

Tags: america fuck yeah, american, fuck yeah, funny, funny quote
AutoImmune Warrior Shorts

Description: I myself suffer from a 1 in a million Auto Immune disease called Mucus Membrane Pemphigoid - wheeeeeee

Tags: ankylosing spondylitis, auto immune, autoimmune disease, awareness, celiac
Dont Panic - look under the sink Shorts

Description: life is like a roll of toilet paper...

Tags: 42, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, hoarding
The Dark Side of The Rune - take 2 Shorts

Description: Featuring the Valknut - The nine points of the triangle have been associated with the nine worlds of Norse mythology, and the three interconnected triangles have been said to reflect the connection between Earth, Heaven and Hell. The symbol has also been associated with ecstatic Seidr magic, of which Odin was a master.

Tags: band, dark side of the moon, music, nordic, norse
Crows Nest Highway #3 Hope B.C. Canada Shorts

Description: The Crowsnest Highway is an east-west highway in British Columbia and Alberta, Canada. It stretches 1,161 km (721 mi) across the southern portions of both provinces, from Hope, British Columbia to Medicine Hat, Alberta, providing the shortest highway connection between the Lower Mainland and southeast Alberta through the Canadian Rockies.

Tags: animal, bird, birds, black, canada
THE THING - BLOOD TEST Shorts

Description: Tsk Tsk.. you are the weakest link.. goodbye!!

Tags: 80s, antarctica, horror, john carpenter, kurt russell
Kitty Angel - Cat Bird Shorts

Description: Kawaii overload - sooooo darn cute :D

Tags: angel, animal, animals, bird, cat
junkrat rocket with bombs bombs bombs Shorts

Description: Introducing the explosive fashion statement that captures the chaotic energy of Junkrat from Overwatch! This vibrant and captivating t-shirt showcases the deranged yet lovable Junker with his trademark wild grin and fiery red hair.

Tags: bombs, explosions, junkerqueen, junkertown, overwatch
Kubuli - Dominica Beer Shorts

Description: One of my all time favourite beers Ive ever had..

Tags: alcohol, ale, beers, dominica, dominican
Ronove - Demon Sigil Shorts

Description: Ronove is a Marquis and Great Earl of Hell. He teaches Art, Rhetoric, Languages,

Tags: devil, evil, horror, lesser key of solomon, magic
The Teenage Engine that literally can't even right now Shorts

Description: like, for reals, brah.. I can't even.. literally..

Tags: cant even, daughter, emo, funny, goth
1970s - It's 10pm - do you know where your children are? Shorts

Description: "Do you know where your children are?" is a question used as a public service announcement (PSA) for parents on American television especially from the late 1960s through the late 1980s

Tags: 60s, 70s, 80s, children, kids
OLDBOY Shorts

Description: Hammertime :D

Tags: film, hollywood, korea, korean, movie
POP WILL EAT ITSELF - pwei P.W.E.I. Shorts

Description: This is the day. This is the hour. This is the Tshirt.

Tags: 80s, 90s, band, british, electronic
I'm Adorable - Distressed Graphic Shorts

Description: You sure are :D

Tags: animal, cartoon, cat, cats, cute
Pesky Bee - DHMIS Shorts

Description: The Caterpillar-like creature is a character from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3. It cracks out of the egg intended for Yellow Guy near the end of the episode. He then shouts, "Father!" and is immediately crushed by Duck's flyswatter, who mistakes him for a "pesky bee."

Tags: butterfly, caterpillar, dhmis, dont hug me, duck
Copic Markers are a Godsend Shorts

Description: Monk He See - Monk He Do

Tags: black and white, crayon, drawing, fantasy, ink

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