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Description: Je ne veux pas travailler (I don't want to work) Je ne veux pas déjeuner (I don't want lunch) Je veux seulement l'oublier (I only want to forget) Et puis je fume (and then I smoke)

Description: he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye

Description: Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Description: Dome-Dodging: weaving through a crowd when everyone walking towards you has their head down while looking at their phones.

Description: Where's waldoraptor?

Description: I'm alright Don't nobody worry 'bout me You got to gimme a fight Why don't you just let me be? Do what you like Doing it nat'rally But if it's too easy They're gonna disagree

Description: Well, try that in a small town See how far ya make it down the road Around here, we take care of our own You cross that line, it won't take long For you to find out, I recommend you don't Try that in a small town

Description: Faster than Neon Light

Description: As with most Chronic Illnesses - you can't tell just by looking at someone.

Description: life is like a roll of toilet paper...

Description: Verbal Kint - that's crazy

Description: I love my tiny town

Description: follow the dotted line

Description: It's your patriotic duty :D

Description: yep.

Description: dropping em with no warning

Description: I myself suffer from a 1 in a million Auto Immune disease called Mucus Membrane Pemphigoid - wheeeeeee

Description: give it a twist :D

Description: "Do you know where your children are?" is a question used as a public service announcement (PSA) for parents on American television especially from the late 1960s through the late 1980s

Description: Louisiana Skull w/ Style

Description: It's found in all things.. even your cat :D

Description: KING HENRY V What treasure, uncle? EXETER Tennis-balls, my liege. KING HENRY V ....So get you hence in peace; and tell the Dauphin His jest will savour but of shallow wit, When thousands weep more than did laugh at it.

Description: Mmm, Dark Beeeeeeeer

Description: Ok, the mug version of this is F'n cool

Description: tee hee

Description: He's blue - da ba dee da ba .. etc,

Description: Prednisone is a corticosteroid (cortisone-like medicine or steroid). It works on the immune system to help relieve swelling, redness, itching, and allergic reactions. This medication is available only by prescription.

Description: Monk He See - Monk He Do

Description: dont you know your manners yet?

Description: aww, yeah... he's happy.

Description: It just looks cool, man.

Description: Make Demonade :D

Description: There's something up with this kitty...

Description: Hey Jenny Jenny who can I turn to? You give me something I can hold on to I know you'll think I'm like the others before Who saw your name and number on the wall Jenny I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny don't change your number Eight six seven five three oh nine

Description: aren't we all, really?

Description: From a Tex Avery Classic Cartoon - Symphony of Slang