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LAKE AMERICA Card

$3.25 $5
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Trump renamed the wrong body of water.Forget Lake Ontario. This is Lake America. A glorious, algae-infected reflecting pool where crystal-clear water has been replaced by a vibrant shade of “freedom,” and the monuments reflect whatever version of reality you prefer.Lake America: Just plain Slimy.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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