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Royal Canadian Mounted Cobra Chickens Tote

$23
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We’re Canadian—polite, but not pushovers. No tariff, no tantrum, and no Trumped-up trade war is going to make us the 51st state. We’ve survived ice storms, floods, forest fires, and decades of the Canucks testing our patience—so trust us, we can handle a little economic bullying. We don’t back down, we don’t sell out, and we sure as hell don’t take orders from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer. Sorry, but the true north stays strong and free.Plus we have Cobra Chickens!!

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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