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Timmy's Last Christmas Phone Case

Description: Oh, Timmy. If you would have just stayed in your room.

Tags: claus, dark humor, funny, killer, last christmas
KRAMPUS - WOODCUT Phone Case

Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts — Krampus handles the “Nope, you absolutely were NOT good this year” situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of “I will drag you into the woods, Timothy.” It’s basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.

Tags: christmas, creepy, horror, krampusnacht, occult
Heart of a Child Phone Case

Description: I also have other body parts.

Tags: child, children, halloween, heart, heart of a child
Elmer the Safety Elephant - retro distressed Phone Case

Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.

Tags: animal, canada, canadian, child safety, elephant
🔪 Mommy's little helper 🔪 Phone Case

Description: Killin' it at camp this year :D

Tags: camp crystal lake, creepy cute, crystal lake, friday 13th, halloween
Blue Balls Phone Case

Description: gives you cramps

Tags: balls, blue, drink, energy, gives
🧙🏼 Gandalf vs The Puft-Rog 🧙🏼 Phone Case

Description: You Shall Not Pass!!!

Tags: balrog, busters, ghost, marshmallow, marshmallow man
👮 N.I.C.E AGENT 👮 Phone Case

Description: National Institute of Compassion & Empathy

Tags: abolish ice, agent, anti fascism, anti trump, chinga la migra
🍁 How To Speak Canadian 🍁 Phone Case

Description: 🍁 Take Off, Eh! Ya Hoser! 🍁

Tags: bud, canada, canadian humor, eh, funny canada
🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 Phone Case

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog
🐸 Portland Frog - RAGE!!! 🐸 Phone Case

Description: Fuck You! I wont do what you tell me!

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, frog
💀 MISFITS - featuring ART THE CLOWN 💀 Phone Case

Description: Sweet lovely death I am waiting for your breath Come sweet death, one last caress

Tags: clown, clowns, halloween, horror, horror movie
🔔 THE CHRISTOPHER WALKEN. . . SCHOOL, OF ENGLISH. 🔔 Phone Case

Description: Welcome… to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Here… we teach you words. Big ones, small ones… words with punctuation. You’ll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasize… the wrong part, of the sentence. It’s not just grammar… it’s art. And remember… more cowbell, more knowledge.

Tags: bell, cadence, chris, christopher, college
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP Phone Case

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep
🤡 THE TERRIFIER 🤡 1975 Phone Case

Description: Something beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this street, in this house... and a man has been sent for as a last resort. This man is The Terrifier" and "Somewhere between science and superstition, there is another world. The world of darkness.

Tags: clown, clowns, demon, devil, exorcist
💀 CARPE NOCTEM 💀 SEIZE THE NIGHT Phone Case

Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.

Tags: all hallows eve, carpe diem, gothic, halloween, heavy metal
🦇 it's frickin' bats 🦇 Phone Case

Description: I Love Halloween

Tags: bat, bat lover, cute bat, freaking, frickin bats
True North Brigade - Canadian Citizen Army - Urban Camo Phone Case

Description: A suggestion for the name and insignia of our soon to be formed Volunteer Canadian Citizens Army

Tags: canada, canadian, canadian military, canadian pride, citizen
THE CAT CAME BACK Phone Case

Description: Sometimes, dead is better.

Tags: bangor, came back, church, dead is better, horror
Got Deer? Bow Hunter Phone Case

Description: Got some? Get some!

Tags: archer, archery, arrow, bow and arrow, deer hunting
Things I like Pie Chart Phone Case

Description: blackstreet in the hizzy.

Tags: blackstreet, chart, graph, hip hop, hiphop
⏳ Ask Me About My Time Loop ⏳ Phone Case

Description: You Just Did. Again.

Tags: doctor who, dr who, groundhog day, sci fi, tardis
🥛 The Milk is a LIE! 🥛 Phone Case

Description: Carol has discovered that the milk is a LIE!

Tags: aperture, carol, hivemind, milk, plur1bus
🏒 VANCOUVER GOLDENEYES 🏒 Phone Case

Description: PWHL - Vancouvers Newest Team

Tags: british columbia, canada, canadian, hockey, hockey player
✊ I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME ✊ Phone Case

Description: RAGE: Issue #1

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, fuck off, go fuck yourself
🥩 MEAT IS MURDE - LICIOUS 🥩 Phone Case

Description: Mmmmmm meat.

Tags: barbecue, bbq, carnivore, chops, cooking
I Stand with JIMMY KIMMEL Phone Case

Description: #freedomofspeech

Tags: 1st amendment, constitution, first amendment, free speech, freedom
Scratch n Sniff Phone Case

Description: I can smell these even though they're not real

Tags: 1980s, collecting, collector, elementary, retro
🥒 Welcome To Derry 🥒 Siegels Pickles Phone Case

Description: Best Pickles around - Hands down!!

Tags: castlerock, clown, derry, derry maine, horror
🗲 THE WARNING 🗲 - Hazbin Style Phone Case
Tags: ale, alejandra, army, band, daniella
🐚 FIBONACCI - as easy as 1 1 2 3 Phone Case

Description: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 . . .

Tags: abstract, easy, easy as 123, fibonacci spiral, golden ratio
☑️ AOC for PRESIDENT 2028 ☑️ Phone Case

Description: America's Only Choice

Tags: 2028, 2028 election, alexandria ocasio cortez, cortes, cortez
👾HYPER FIZZ - ALIEN EARTH - DISTRESSED 👾 Phone Case

Description: HyperFizz was a canned beverage manufactured by the Prodigy Corporation and available on Earth as of 2120. Flavors included Orange Nova.

Tags: aliens, corp, corporation, drink, earth
SIT UBU SIT 🐶 GOOD DOG Phone Case

Description: Anyone who watched shows such as Family Ties back in the 80s all the way to the end of the credits was treated with a photo of a black Labrador retriever holding a Frisbee in its mouth. A man would then say, “Sit Ubu Sit" followed by "good dog" and a bark. :D

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, 80s tv, dog
👑 NO KING AT ANY TIME 👑 Phone Case

Description: NO KINGS IN AMERICA

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, fdt, no kings day
Goats Butter Phone Case

Description: Who you Gonna call?

Tags: busters, butter, dairy, ghost, goat

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