Description: Edgar Allan Poe wrote "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see" in his 1845 short story, "The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether". While often attributed to others, this phrase is a well-known, direct quotation from his work, reflecting themes of illusion and skepticism.
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Description: For the uninitiated (and the poorly dressed): Jรณlakรถtturinn, the Yule Cat, is an Icelandic Christmas monster who prowls the winter night sniffing out anyone who didnโt receive new clothes for Christmas. If your wardrobe update is lacking? He eats you. Not โsymbolically.โ Not โmetaphorically.โ He justโฆ eats you. Itโs basically the worldโs oldest โwear something nice or elseโ policy. Fashion by fear.
Description: Krampus is the legendary Alpine holiday problem-solver. Saint Nick handles the gifts โ Krampus handles the โNope, you absolutely were NOT good this yearโ situations. He shows up with chains, sticks, hooves, and a general vibe of โI will drag you into the woods, Timothy.โ Itโs basically the Christmas version of outsourcing discipline to a goat-demon with great cardio.
Description: Elmer the Safety Elephant is a renowned Canadian child safety mascot created in 1947 by Toronto Police Inspector Vernon Page and Telegram editor Bas Mason to teach children traffic safety rules. Designed to reduce accidents, the cartoon elephant was highly successful, reducing child traffic collisions by 44% in its first year.
Description: Welcomeโฆ to The Christopher Walken. School, of English. Hereโฆ we teach you words. Big ones, small onesโฆ words with punctuation. Youโll learn to pause, dramatically. To emphasizeโฆ the wrong part, of the sentence. Itโs not just grammarโฆ itโs art. And rememberโฆ more cowbell, more knowledge.
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Description: "Carpe noctem" is a Latin phrase meaning "seize the night" or "enjoy the night". It's a humorous twist on the more famous aphorism, "carpe diem" ("seize the day"), from the Roman poet Horace. The phrase encourages making the most of the present moment, particularly during the nighttime.
Description: A suggestion for the name and insignia of our soon to be formed Volunteer Canadian Citizens Army
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