Description: We’re Canadian—polite, but not pushovers. No tariff, no tantrum, and no Trumped-up trade war is going to make us the 51st state. We’ve survived ice storms, floods, forest fires, and decades of the Canucks testing our patience—so trust us, we can handle a little economic bullying. We don’t back down, we don’t sell out, and we sure as hell don’t take orders from a guy who thinks windmills cause cancer. Sorry, but the true north stays strong and free. Plus we have Cobra Chickens!!