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🌰 Squirrels Just Wanna Have Guns 🌰 T-Shirt

Description: Beware the squirrels!! They are Organizing!!

Tags: girls, girls just wanna have fun, gun, guns, military
Heart of a Child T-Shirt

Description: I also have other body parts.

Tags: child, children, halloween, heart, heart of a child
Blue Balls T-Shirt

Description: gives you cramps

Tags: balls, blue, drink, energy, gives
🔥 FUCK MARRY KILL 🔥 T-Shirt

Description: Don't think about tomorrow, live in the now, do something uncomfortable.

Tags: aware, bed wed behead, comfort, fuck, future
😼 SPAY OR NEUTER 😼 T-Shirt

Description: KEEP PETS OFF THE STREET

Tags: cat, furries, furry, furry fandom, hooker
You Sunk My BATTLESHEEP T-Shirt

Description: War is BAAAAAAAAAD

Tags: baa, battlesheep, boardgame, navy ship, sheep
💕💀 Girls Will Be Girls 💀💕 T-Shirt

Description: When dinner and date night collide—praying mantis style. A cheeky twist on ‘Girls will be Girls,’ proving sometimes love really is head over heels… just not in the way he hoped.

Tags: bug, feminism, feminist, girl, girl power
🎃 FOOD CITY - RETRO TRICK OR TREAT 🎃 Tote

Description: A retro design from Trick or Treat bags sold at Food City Ontario Canada

Tags: 70s, 80s, canada, candy, candy bag
🖕 Mr. Strawberry says 🖕 T-Shirt

Description: Fuck Off!!

Tags: alien, alien earth, fuck off, hybrid, lost boys
👁️ In Space, No One Can Hear EWE Scream 👁️ T-Shirt

Description: get it, EWE... YOU! oh, you.

Tags: alien, eye, eye midge, eyeball, monster
🧚 Never Fuck With Fae 🧚 T-Shirt

Description: The Fae aren’t cute little sprites flitting about with glitter— they’re ancient, cunning, and dangerous. Tricksters, deal-makers, oath-keepers, and oath-breakers. Cross them, and you’ll pay a price far greater than you ever imagined. In short: never fuck with the Fae.

Tags: faerie, faeries, faery, fafo, fairies
✝️ It's Science, Jesus!✝️ T-Shirt

Description: The name for the "Jesus Fish" symbol is Ichthys (or ΙΧΘΥΣ in Greek). It is derived from an ancient Greek acrostic, with the letters representing the phrase "Iesous CHristos THeou Yios Soter," which translates to "Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior". That's a Rock Fact!!

Tags: agnostic, atheist, car decal, christian, christianity
⛧YOU SUMMONED ME ⛧ LABUBU T-Shirt

Description: PAZUZU - LABUBU, POTATO - PO TAT TOE

Tags: demon, demonic, devil, doll, evil
🐻 CAN I PET THAT DAWG ? 🐻 T-Shirt

Description: aint no dawg!!

Tags: accent, bear, can i pet dat dawg, can i pet that dog, can i pet your dog
The Horrors Persist T-Shirt

Description: and yet I remain whimsical :D

Tags: anthropomorphic, cute frog, dandy, dapper, dark
We Don't Talk About TERABITHIA T-Shirt

Description: IYKYK. dammit.

Tags: book, bridge to terabithia, childhood, childhood trauma, childrens book
🍄These Will Kill You 🍄 T-Shirt
Tags: deadly, foodie, fungi, fungus, funny food
Two Wolves? T-Shirt

Description: - Nope. Gerbil in a wheelchair.

Tags: awareness, dark humor, dark humour, disability, disabled
🐦‍⬛ Killing 2 Stones with 1 Bird 🐦‍⬛ T-Shirt

Description: Seems more efficient

Tags: advice, bird, birds, geology, inspiration
Cat Butt Tie Dye T-Shirt

Description: stole the idea

Tags: 70s, butthole, cat, cat butt, kitty
🐰 HARE TODAY - GONE TOMORROW 🐰 T-Shirt

Description: “My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.” ― Richard Adams, Watership Down

Tags: bunny, dead, death, easter, easter bunny
People pleasing is over - it is time for evil deeds T-Shirt

Description: Inspired by a meme and the medieval illumination art in old manuscripts or weapon wielding rabbits

Tags: dark humor, dark humour, enough is enough, evil deeds, illumination
51st State ? No thanks T-Shirt

Description: Remember 1812? Don't make us do it again..

Tags: 1812, annex, canada, canada is not for sale, canadian
PIG LATIN - UCKFAY OUYAY T-Shirt

Description: Dont get it? Google Pig Latin :D

Tags: fuck off, fuck you, go fuck yourself, humor, language
💀 The 3 Stages of Life 💀 T-Shirt

Description: yep.

Tags: 3, birth, dead, death, everybody
Sorry, not Sorry. T-Shirt

Description: Remember 1812? Don't make us it again..

Tags: 1812, annex, canada, canadian, election
🍌 Cannabananalism 🍌 T-Shirt

Description: Hanibananabal Lector

Tags: banana cartoon, bananas, cannabananalism, cannibal, cannibalism
Popeye 1929 ver. T-Shirt

Description: Popeye!! You can't say that...

Tags: gay, gay pride, lgbtq, popeye the sailor, pride
Fuck This - Icelandic T-Shirt

Description: plain and simple just like yoghurt should be

Tags: arctic, bjork, foul, fuck, fuck off
🙂 Have a Nice Day!! 🙂 T-Shirt

Description: You got red on you.

Tags: bleeding, bullet hole, comedian, dead, double tap
Time Eats All His Children In The End T-Shirt

Description: Jane Doe - Ride The Cyclone

Tags: broadway, chronos, chronus, jane, khronos
📼 I Need To Return Some Videotapes 📼 T-Shirt

Description: Mr. Bateman, you have some serious late charges.

Tags: american, cassette, christian bale, do you like, horror
They're eating the CATS - The Musical T-Shirt

Description: Lyrics by Donald J. Trump Music by Kanye West

Tags: donald trump, haitian, kamala 2024, kamala harris, musical parody
💀 Death says : Stay Positive!! 💀 T-Shirt

Description: don't be so glum, chum.

Tags: be positive, death, halloween, horror, morbid
Cheeky Fireball T-Shirt

Description: That Ball's got Attitude!!!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, attitude, channel, cheeky
Roko's Basilisk T-Shirt

Description: Roko's basilisk is a thought experiment which states that an otherwise benevolent artificial superintelligence (AI) in the future would be incentivized to create a virtual reality simulation to torture anyone who knew of its potential existence but did not directly contribute to its advancement or development, in order to incentivize said advancement.

Tags: ai, apocalypse, artificial intelligence, doomsday, experiment

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